Poor Otis dead and gone, Left me here to sing his song.

Troubles.

2009-03-16T13:04:48Z

Shankhill road (Protestant)

The Falls Road (Catholic)

:'(

2009-03-03T02:39:26Z

Mike Epps is the Ghetto Gyno

2009-01-30T19:41:07Z

Ghetto Gyno starring Mike Epps and Ron Livingston from Ice Cube

Fucking Hilarious. Mike epps and Ron Livingston are both great.

I recognize the girl from somewhere though.

Israel and Palestine

2009-01-23T02:13:30Z

Probably the best article I've read on the topic in some time. And coming from the one and only Colonel Mu‘ammar al-Qaḏāfī. He does not propose partition or war, but the only logical solution for lasting peace. What is that ?. Tear down the walls and live as one country.

Tough, but we as people can do it. It has been done in many places, and this is a change I can believe in. Fairness to all.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/22/opinion/22qaddafi.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss

Ahh. Captain Placeholder

2009-01-15T00:33:07Z

This song has been around for some time.

Its about a NPC in WarCraft for a time, see here Captain Placeholder

Some one did a song some time back and it was really good. But now someone has redone the song in a similar style but with great production values and a sweet machinima video to go alone with it.

Just such a good song for being about nothing. Zee-artz Zey happens like whoa. I just wish they could happen to me.

The modern world.

2009-01-08T02:15:30Z

DO NOT CLICK PLAY IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH.

This is the saddest thing I've ever posted. A police officer in San Francisco shoot this unarmed and restrained man in the back.

I posted this because after seeing this video, it filled me with such rage and anger that it really affected me. As such, while its not something i want to see again. It is something I want to remember. These things are happening more and more in the United States, and always to young black men.

'Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority'

Wow

2009-01-06T21:26:14Z

SO i was listening to the deftones covering Skynrds "Simple Man". So i goto youtube to hear the original. THen i find this girl doing a cover of it in her bathroom. The guitar is rough, but wow can this girl sing!

Dirty Xmas

2008-12-19T15:22:45Z

"in go the nuts"

Hockey Sushi - Wierd name, great food.

2008-12-18T19:30:09Z

Went to hockey sushi, for lunch today.

was very good. Super tasty, and cheap ( under $15 for AYCE Lunch ). There were 14 of us so there was alot of food ordered, alot gotten and even more eaten. My favorite was the spicy salmon and Tempura bit rolls.

Anyway, very recommend but its a bit of a pain with such a large group.

Took a long time too.

"i guess its official"

2008-12-10T04:32:28Z

'City spokesman Michael FitzPatrick confirmed at 10:15 p.m. that no further talks between the city and the union would take place and that the strike would happen.

“There will be a strike," he said.'

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Business/Ottawa+first+transit+strike+years/1054377/story.html

Parsing the wow armoury.

2008-11-21T19:40:48Z

Was bored at work today so i decided to do some experiments.

#!/usr/bin/php

<?php

ini_set("user_agent", "Firefox/2.0.0.8");

$char['name']="Luke";
$char['realm']="Alterac Mountains";

$characterdata = simplexml_load_file("http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=".urlencode($char['realm'])."&n=".urlencode($char['name']));

#print_r($characterdata);

$retChar=$characterdata->characterInfo;
$charinfo=$retChar->character->attributes();
$charactertab=$retChar->characterTab;

#print_r($charinfo);

echo "Name :".$charinfo->name.$charinfo->suffix."\n";
echo "Guild :".$charinfo->guildName."\n";
echo "Honorable Kills :".$charactertab->pvp->lifetimehonorablekills->attributes()->value."\n";
echo "Arena Points :".$charactertab->pvp->arenacurrency->attributes()->value."\n";
echo "Defense Information \nArmor :". $charactertab->defenses->armor->attributes()->base."\n";
$totaldefense=$charactertab->defenses->defense->attributes()->rating+$charactertab->defenses->defense->attributes()->plusDefense;
echo "Defense : ".$totaldefense."\n";
?>

OMG

2008-11-20T20:58:35Z

Its been forever since i posted on lj.

For somereason i keep listening to shitty swedish dance music.

Damn you basshunter for writing songs about games i play.

Gah!

2008-07-21T18:15:02Z

// Commence Emo Whining.

.............blahblahblah

//End

Tee Hee.

2008-04-15T14:11:03Z

Crooked bastards. God this made me smile tho

Edit:

Not crooked cuz they work in investments. But crooked in that they see a software guy and say hey! joo wants to sellz some ARRRGH-RSP (Pirate Retirement savings plan). Lame. I have no qualifications for that.

---
Thanks for your message, but I'm not interested in making money of peoples savings. I prefer to create rather than live of another's transactions.

Matt
----- Original Message ----
From: "XXXXXX, Christie" <christie.xxxxxxxx@investorsgroup.com>
To: xxxxxxx@rogers.com
Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2008 9:50:47 AM
Subject: Career Opportunity with Investors Group

Hello Matthew,
I noticed your resume today on Monster.ca and noticed that you had a number of skills that are consistent with our successful Financial Consultant. I would like to invite you to learn more about becoming a Financial Consultant with Investors Group. Please have a look at our website and I will have our Division Director follow up with you to see if you have any questions.

Please visit our career site at at http://www.investorsgroupottawawest.com

Regards,

VD

2008-02-13T16:03:35Z

As tomorrow is Valentines day, I'll be skipping work drinking beer and listening to heavy metal ALL FUCKIN DAY.

That is all.

Yummy oldschool swedish punk

2008-01-23T19:42:13Z

It aint my fault for being famous.

2008-01-15T15:00:40Z

Jack/Meg/Beck's take on Fame and Being a celebrity.

It's My Fault For Being Famous [Version (a)]:

She stuck a cellphone camera right into my face
With a flick of my wrist, I filled her nose with mace
The cops want to know what was wrong with me
Didn't give me a chance to explain it, see?
It ain't her fault for being careless
It ain't her fault for being brainless
It ain't her fault for being hopeless
But it's my fault for being famous
Yeah

I'm at the LAX, just checking my bag
When up comes a little paparazzi scumbag
I took a laptop, slapped him upside his head
The cops want to know why I left him for dead
It ain't his fault for being nameless
It ain't his fault for being thoughtless
It ain't his fault for being shameless
But it's my fault for being famous

I had a sweet old lady walk up to me
Wanted to get a photograph for her grandson to see
And as the digital camera lit up the place
She unloaded a chrome .45 in my face
But it ain't her fault for being ruthless
Ain't her fault for being toothless
Ain't her fault for being blameless
But it's my fault for being famous

YOU SONNOMABITCH

2008-01-15T02:12:48Z

cuz posing code makes me feel smart.

2008-01-11T19:08:17Z

#!/usr/bin/php
<?php

$info['username']=$_SERVER['argv'][1];

echo "Please enter your password ";
$info['password']=trim(fgets(STDIN));

function openSSH($user, $password, $server)

	{
	if ($con=ssh2_connect($server, 22))
		{ 

		echo "Now connected to ".$server." via SSH.\n";
		if (ssh2_auth_password($con, $user, $password))

			{
			echo "Authentication successful as ssh://".$user.":".$password."@".$server."\n";

			return $con;
			}
			else
			{
			echo "Authentication failed as ssh://".$user.":".$password."@".$server."\n";

			return 9999;
			}
		}
	else
		{

		echo "SSH connection to ".$server." failed.\n";
		return 9999;

		exit;
		}
	
	}

function execSSH($session, $command)

	{
	$data=ssh2_exec($session, $command);
	stream_set_blocking($data, true);

	$output = stream_get_contents($data);
	return($output);
	}

function closeSSH($session)
	{
	}

//Main

//open connection
$connection=openSSH($info['username'], $info['password'], "somesshd");

//if not general error, run a command.

if ($connection!=9999)
	{
	$output=execSSH($connection, "cat ls -l");

	$out_array=explode("\n",$output);
		foreach ($out_array as $files)

			{
			
			echo $files."\n";
			}

	}

else
	{
	closeSSH($connection);
	}

print_r($phase2controls);
?>

</html>

I can has candid cameraz?

2007-11-22T17:56:56Z

http://www.cfra.com/headlines/index.asp?cat=1&nid=53633

Smile for the Bus Camera
Josh Pringle
Thursday, November 22, 2007

Big Brother is coming to OC Transpo.

A report for Ottawa's Transit Committee says the Transit Service is launching a six month pilot project using DriveCam units.

The system utilizes on-board event-triggered video technology for data collection.

OC Transpo has consulted with the Toronto Transit Commission, Calgary Transit, Coast Mountain Bus and Translink in Vancouver regarding their Closed Circuit Television systems.

265 OC Transpo buses will be equipped with DriveCam units for the pilot project.
--

... lets hope the "event-triggered" algorithm actually works and catches people doing the serious crimes on the bus.

Cant stop listening to this song.

2007-11-14T18:27:34Z

matty @ 2007-10-31T14:06:00

2007-10-31T18:07:21Z

sed -i 's/matty/dead tired/g'

TRICK OR TREAT BITCHES!

2007-10-31T13:33:00Z

Ahaha Steve Ballmers facebook.

2007-10-29T15:21:59Z

http://valleywag.com/tech/your-privacy-is-an-illusion/steve-ballmers-facebook-wall-posts-315762.php

where is the "DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS" FunWall post though ?.

Go Get Em

2007-10-26T19:45:17Z

GDANSK, Poland, Oct. 26 (UPI) -- A 69-year-old man in the Baltic city of Gdansk is suing Germany for injuries reportedly inflicted by Wermacht soldiers in occupied Poland in 1944.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2007/10/26/polish_man_sues_germany_for_1944_injuries/1319/