| Gah! |
[Jul. 21st, 2008|02:14 pm] |
// Commence Emo Whining.
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| Tee Hee. |
[Apr. 15th, 2008|10:11 am] |
Crooked bastards. God this made me smile tho
Edit:
Not crooked cuz they work in investments. But crooked in that they see a software guy and say hey! joo wants to sellz some ARRRGH-RSP (Pirate Retirement savings plan). Lame. I have no qualifications for that.
--- Thanks for your message, but I'm not interested in making money of peoples savings. I prefer to create rather than live of another's transactions.
Matt ----- Original Message ---- From: "XXXXXX, Christie" <christie.xxxxxxxx@investorsgroup.com> To: xxxxxxx@rogers.com Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2008 9:50:47 AM Subject: Career Opportunity with Investors Group
Hello Matthew, I noticed your resume today on Monster.ca and noticed that you had a number of skills that are consistent with our successful Financial Consultant. I would like to invite you to learn more about becoming a Financial Consultant with Investors Group. Please have a look at our website and I will have our Division Director follow up with you to see if you have any questions.
Please visit our career site at at http://www.investorsgroupottawawest.com
Regards, |
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| VD |
[Feb. 13th, 2008|11:01 am] |
As tomorrow is Valentines day, I'll be skipping work drinking beer and listening to heavy metal ALL FUCKIN DAY.
That is all. |
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| Yummy oldschool swedish punk |
[Jan. 23rd, 2008|02:41 pm] |
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| It aint my fault for being famous. |
[Jan. 15th, 2008|10:00 am] |
Jack/Meg/Beck's take on Fame and Being a celebrity.
It's My Fault For Being Famous [Version (a)]:
She stuck a cellphone camera right into my face With a flick of my wrist, I filled her nose with mace The cops want to know what was wrong with me Didn't give me a chance to explain it, see? It ain't her fault for being careless It ain't her fault for being brainless It ain't her fault for being hopeless But it's my fault for being famous Yeah
I'm at the LAX, just checking my bag When up comes a little paparazzi scumbag I took a laptop, slapped him upside his head The cops want to know why I left him for dead It ain't his fault for being nameless It ain't his fault for being thoughtless It ain't his fault for being shameless But it's my fault for being famous
I had a sweet old lady walk up to me Wanted to get a photograph for her grandson to see And as the digital camera lit up the place She unloaded a chrome .45 in my face But it ain't her fault for being ruthless Ain't her fault for being toothless Ain't her fault for being blameless But it's my fault for being famous |
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| cuz posing code makes me feel smart. |
[Jan. 11th, 2008|02:07 pm] |
#!/usr/bin/php
<?php
$info['username']=$_SERVER['argv'][1];
echo "Please enter your password ";
$info['password']=trim(fgets(STDIN));
function openSSH($user, $password, $server)
{
if ($con=ssh2_connect($server, 22))
{
echo "Now connected to ".$server." via SSH.\n";
if (ssh2_auth_password($con, $user, $password))
{
echo "Authentication successful as ssh://".$user.":".$password."@".$server."\n";
return $con;
}
else
{
echo "Authentication failed as ssh://".$user.":".$password."@".$server."\n";
return 9999;
}
}
else
{
echo "SSH connection to ".$server." failed.\n";
return 9999;
exit;
}
}
function execSSH($session, $command)
{
$data=ssh2_exec($session, $command);
stream_set_blocking($data, true);
$output = stream_get_contents($data);
return($output);
}
function closeSSH($session)
{
}
//Main
//open connection
$connection=openSSH($info['username'], $info['password'], "somesshd");
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| I can has candid cameraz? |
[Nov. 22nd, 2007|12:55 pm] |
http://www.cfra.com/headlines/index.asp?cat=1&nid=53633
Smile for the Bus Camera Josh Pringle Thursday, November 22, 2007
Big Brother is coming to OC Transpo.
A report for Ottawa's Transit Committee says the Transit Service is launching a six month pilot project using DriveCam units.
The system utilizes on-board event-triggered video technology for data collection.
OC Transpo has consulted with the Toronto Transit Commission, Calgary Transit, Coast Mountain Bus and Translink in Vancouver regarding their Closed Circuit Television systems.
265 OC Transpo buses will be equipped with DriveCam units for the pilot project. --
... lets hope the "event-triggered" algorithm actually works and catches people doing the serious crimes on the bus. |
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| Cant stop listening to this song. |
[Nov. 14th, 2007|01:26 pm] |
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[Oct. 31st, 2007|02:06 pm] |
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sed -i 's/matty/dead tired/g' |
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| TRICK OR TREAT BITCHES! |
[Oct. 31st, 2007|09:32 am] |
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| Go Forth, Be Conquered, Go Forth and Die. |
[Oct. 15th, 2007|11:27 am] |
Trapped inside a box Four long years Hiding from the world Punished by your peers
Studied teachers words Earned a piece of paper No go forth and start
Go forth Be conquered Go Forth and Die
now you've graduated Mind is mutilated Thrust into the world feeling segregated Move in with your parents Back into the dark Landed where you started Bachelor of Arts
The learning starts now... Open up your textbooks and turn to the chapter concerning your DETH
Night sky Bleeds red Black birds Bring DETH ( Read more... ) |
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| My New Favorite Song |
[Oct. 10th, 2007|12:55 pm] |
Lyrics: There are no fingerprints deep under water, nothing to tie one to a crime.
And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain.
You need your:
Knives? Check. Rope? Check. Dagger? Check. Chains? Check. Locks? Check. Laser Beams? Check. Acid? Check. Body Bag? Check. Murmaider x 16
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| The Green Fields of France (Traditional) |
[Oct. 2nd, 2007|10:27 am] |
(Verse)
G Em C Am
Well how do you do young Willie McBride
D D7 C G
Do you mind if I sit here down by your graveside
Em C Am
And rest for a while neath the warm summer sun
D D7 C G
I've been working all day and I'm nearly done
G Em C Am
I see by your gravestone you were only 19
D C G D7
When you joined the great fallen in 1916
G Em Am
I hope you died well and I hope you died clean
D D7 C G
Or young Willie McBride was it slow and obscene.
(Chorus)
G D D7 C G
Did they beat the drum slowly, did they play the fife lowly
D D7 C D
Did they sound the dead march, as they lowered you down
C G Em
Did the band play the last post and chorus
G C D7 G
Did the pipes play the Flowers of the Forest
And did you leave a wife or a sweetheart behind In some loyal heart is your memory enshrined And, though you died back in 1916 To that loyal heart are you forever 19 Or are you a stranger without even a name Forever enshrined behind some glass pane In an old photograph, torn and tattered and stained And fading to yellow in a brown leather frame ( Read more... ) |
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| White Stripes - Apple Blossom |
[Oct. 1st, 2007|11:04 am] |
Am
hey little apple blossom
Dm
what seems to be the problem
Am
all the ones you tell your troubles to
E G Am
they don't really care for you
Am
come and tell me what you're thinking
Dm
cause just when the boat is sinking
Am
a little light is blinking
E G Am
and i will come and rescue you
Dm Am
lots of girls walk around in tears
Em Am
but that's not for you
Dm Am
you've been looking all around for years
Em G Am
for someone to tell your troubles to
Am
come and sit with me and talk awhile
Dm
let me see your pretty little smile
Am
put your troubles in a little pile
E G Am
and i will sort them out for you
E G Am
i'll fall in love with you
E G Am-Am-Am
i think i'll marry you
I'll tab the solo later. |
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| That'll be a better day. |
[Sep. 28th, 2007|10:18 am] |
Writer: (Traditional) G the mississippi is deep and wide Em my good gal left me on the other side G thats all right cause i dont worry G D G oh that'll be a better day
G if ya dont like a my peaches dont shake a my tree Em get outa my orchard woman if you please G thats all right cause i dont worry G D G oh that'll be a better day
G ashes to ashes and dust to dust Em show me a woman that a man can trust G thats all right cause i dont worry G D G oh that'll be a better day
G it was in the spring one sunny day Em my good girl left me, oh she went astray G thats all right cause i dont worry G D G oh that'll be a better day
G she called me in dallas, in el paso Em said "come home daddy oh i need you so" G thats all right cause i dont worry G D G oh that'll be a better day |
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| HMMM need suggestions for awesome ness. |
[Sep. 26th, 2007|06:28 pm] |
So i have a friend. Internet friend and sorta pen pal (we've been sending postcards and stuff back and forth). She is turkish, lives in turkiye, AND JUST SENT ME THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!.
What is it you ask ?...
HMM HMm HMM WEll...
Its an Autographed picture of vintage CHUCK NORRIS!.

But, mine is autographed. Chuck Norris, Iraq 2007 in the top left, and :
Matty Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris
In the right corner.
So awesome, but what do i send to this girl as a thankyou. Something thats uniquely canadian, and not tacky (no beavers, poutine, or campy maple leaf baloney). Any suggestions ? (things that a re mailable in an envelope prefered). |
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| awesomest song ever |
[Sep. 26th, 2007|11:16 am] |
-- Dead Flowers, Rolling Stones.
D A G D Well, when youre sitting back, In your rose pink cadillac D A G D Making bets on kentucky derby day D A G D Well Ill be in my basement room, With a needle and a spoon D A G D And another girl to take my pain away
A D Take me down little susie, take me down A D I know you think youre the queen of the underground
G D Dsus4 D Dsus2 And you can send me dead flowers every morning G D Dsus4 D Dsus2 Send me dead flowers by the mail G D Dsus4 D Dsus2 Send me dead flowers to my wedding G A D And I wont forget to put roses on your grave |
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