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Gah! [Jul. 21st, 2008|02:14 pm]
// Commence Emo Whining.

.............blahblahblah

//End
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Tee Hee. [Apr. 15th, 2008|10:11 am]
Crooked bastards. God this made me smile tho

Edit:

Not crooked cuz they work in investments. But crooked in that they see a software guy and say hey! joo wants to sellz some ARRRGH-RSP (Pirate Retirement savings plan). Lame. I have no qualifications for that.

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Thanks for your message, but I'm not interested in making money of peoples savings. I prefer to create rather than live of another's transactions.

Matt
----- Original Message ----
From: "XXXXXX, Christie" <christie.xxxxxxxx@investorsgroup.com>
To: xxxxxxx@rogers.com
Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2008 9:50:47 AM
Subject: Career Opportunity with Investors Group

Hello Matthew,
I noticed your resume today on Monster.ca and noticed that you had a number of skills that are consistent with our successful Financial Consultant. I would like to invite you to learn more about becoming a Financial Consultant with Investors Group. Please have a look at our website and I will have our Division Director follow up with you to see if you have any questions.

Please visit our career site at at http://www.investorsgroupottawawest.com

Regards,
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VD [Feb. 13th, 2008|11:01 am]
As tomorrow is Valentines day, I'll be skipping work drinking beer and listening to heavy metal ALL FUCKIN DAY.

That is all.
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Yummy oldschool swedish punk [Jan. 23rd, 2008|02:41 pm]
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It aint my fault for being famous. [Jan. 15th, 2008|10:00 am]
Jack/Meg/Beck's take on Fame and Being a celebrity.

It's My Fault For Being Famous [Version (a)]:

She stuck a cellphone camera right into my face
With a flick of my wrist, I filled her nose with mace
The cops want to know what was wrong with me
Didn't give me a chance to explain it, see?
It ain't her fault for being careless
It ain't her fault for being brainless
It ain't her fault for being hopeless
But it's my fault for being famous
Yeah

I'm at the LAX, just checking my bag
When up comes a little paparazzi scumbag
I took a laptop, slapped him upside his head
The cops want to know why I left him for dead
It ain't his fault for being nameless
It ain't his fault for being thoughtless
It ain't his fault for being shameless
But it's my fault for being famous

I had a sweet old lady walk up to me
Wanted to get a photograph for her grandson to see
And as the digital camera lit up the place
She unloaded a chrome .45 in my face
But it ain't her fault for being ruthless
Ain't her fault for being toothless
Ain't her fault for being blameless
But it's my fault for being famous
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YOU SONNOMABITCH [Jan. 14th, 2008|09:12 pm]


blogmyspacedvd to ipod video convertertalkingphoto, dvd to psp convertertalkingphoto, dvd to zunetalking photo album

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cuz posing code makes me feel smart. [Jan. 11th, 2008|02:07 pm]

#!/usr/bin/php
<?php

$info['username']=$_SERVER['argv'][1];

echo "Please enter your password ";
$info['password']=trim(fgets(STDIN));

function openSSH($user, $password, $server)

	{
	if ($con=ssh2_connect($server, 22))
		{ 

		echo "Now connected to ".$server." via SSH.\n";
		if (ssh2_auth_password($con, $user, $password))

			{
			echo "Authentication successful as ssh://".$user.":".$password."@".$server."\n";

			return $con;
			}
			else
			{
			echo "Authentication failed as ssh://".$user.":".$password."@".$server."\n";

			return 9999;
			}
		}
	else
		{

		echo "SSH connection to ".$server." failed.\n";
		return 9999;

		exit;
		}
	
	}

function execSSH($session, $command)

	{
	$data=ssh2_exec($session, $command);
	stream_set_blocking($data, true);

	$output = stream_get_contents($data);
	return($output);
	}

function closeSSH($session)
	{
	}

//Main

//open connection
$connection=openSSH($info['username'], $info['password'], "somesshd");
Read more... )
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I can has candid cameraz? [Nov. 22nd, 2007|12:55 pm]
http://www.cfra.com/headlines/index.asp?cat=1&nid=53633

Smile for the Bus Camera
Josh Pringle
Thursday, November 22, 2007

Big Brother is coming to OC Transpo.

A report for Ottawa's Transit Committee says the Transit Service is launching a six month pilot project using DriveCam units.

The system utilizes on-board event-triggered video technology for data collection.

OC Transpo has consulted with the Toronto Transit Commission, Calgary Transit, Coast Mountain Bus and Translink in Vancouver regarding their Closed Circuit Television systems.

265 OC Transpo buses will be equipped with DriveCam units for the pilot project.
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... lets hope the "event-triggered" algorithm actually works and catches people doing the serious crimes on the bus.
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Cant stop listening to this song. [Nov. 14th, 2007|01:26 pm]
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[Oct. 31st, 2007|02:06 pm]
sed -i 's/matty/dead tired/g'
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TRICK OR TREAT BITCHES! [Oct. 31st, 2007|09:32 am]
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Ahaha Steve Ballmers facebook. [Oct. 29th, 2007|11:17 am]
http://valleywag.com/tech/your-privacy-is-an-illusion/steve-ballmers-facebook-wall-posts-315762.php

where is the "DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS" FunWall post though ?.
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Go Get Em [Oct. 26th, 2007|03:41 pm]
GDANSK, Poland, Oct. 26 (UPI) -- A 69-year-old man in the Baltic city of Gdansk is suing Germany for injuries reportedly inflicted by Wermacht soldiers in occupied Poland in 1944.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2007/10/26/polish_man_sues_germany_for_1944_injuries/1319/
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Go Forth, Be Conquered, Go Forth and Die. [Oct. 15th, 2007|11:27 am]
Trapped inside a box
Four long years
Hiding from the world
Punished by your peers

Studied teachers words
Earned a piece of paper
No go forth and start

Go forth Be conquered
Go Forth and Die

now you've graduated
Mind is mutilated
Thrust into the world
feeling segregated
Move in with your parents
Back into the dark
Landed where you started
Bachelor of Arts

The learning starts now...
Open up your textbooks and turn to the
chapter concerning your DETH

Night sky
Bleeds red
Black birds
Bring DETH
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My New Favorite Song [Oct. 10th, 2007|12:55 pm]


Lyrics:
There are no fingerprints deep under water, nothing to tie one to a crime.

And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain.

You need your:

Knives? Check.
Rope? Check.
Dagger? Check.
Chains? Check.
Locks? Check.
Laser Beams? Check.
Acid? Check.
Body Bag? Check.

Murmaider x 16

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The Green Fields of France (Traditional) [Oct. 2nd, 2007|10:27 am]
(Verse)
G               Em       C      Am
Well how do you do young Willie McBride
D         D7            C            G
Do you mind if I sit here down by your graveside
Em              C           Am
And rest for a while neath the warm summer sun
D           D7      C          G          
I've been working all day and I'm nearly done
G             Em                  C    Am
I see by your gravestone you were only 19
D                C         G D7
When you joined the great fallen in 1916
G             Em         Am     
I hope you died well and I hope you died clean
D        D7           C        G
Or young Willie McBride was it slow and obscene.

(Chorus)

G        D             D7               C             G
Did they beat the drum slowly, did they play the fife lowly
D              D7             C           D
Did they sound the dead march, as they lowered you down
C                           G   Em
Did the band play the last post and chorus
G              C              D7   G
Did the pipes play the Flowers of the Forest


And did you leave a wife or a sweetheart behind
In some loyal heart is your memory enshrined
And, though you died back in 1916
To that loyal heart are you forever 19
Or are you a stranger without even a name
Forever enshrined behind some glass pane
In an old photograph, torn and tattered and stained
And fading to yellow in a brown leather frame
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White Stripes - Apple Blossom [Oct. 1st, 2007|11:04 am]
Am
hey little apple blossom
Dm
what seems to be the problem
Am
all the ones you tell your troubles to
E	   G		   Am
they don't really care for you

Am
come and tell me what you're thinking
Dm
cause just when the boat is sinking
Am
a little light is blinking
E	   G	    Am
and i will come and rescue you

Dm		   Am
lots of girls walk around in tears
Em		   Am
but that's not for you
Dm		   Am
you've been looking all around for years
Em		    G             Am
for someone to tell your troubles to

Am
come and sit with me and talk awhile
Dm
let me see your pretty little smile
Am
put your troubles in a little pile
E	   G		   Am
and i will sort them out for you

E	   G		   Am
i'll fall in love with you
E	   G		   Am-Am-Am
i think i'll marry you


I'll tab the solo later.
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That'll be a better day. [Sep. 28th, 2007|10:18 am]
Writer: (Traditional)
G
the mississippi is deep and wide
Em
my good gal left me on the other side
G
thats all right cause i dont worry
G D G
oh that'll be a better day

G
if ya dont like a my peaches dont shake a my tree
Em
get outa my orchard woman if you please
G
thats all right cause i dont worry
G D G
oh that'll be a better day

G
ashes to ashes and dust to dust
Em
show me a woman that a man can trust
G
thats all right cause i dont worry
G D G
oh that'll be a better day

G
it was in the spring one sunny day
Em
my good girl left me, oh she went astray
G
thats all right cause i dont worry
G D G
oh that'll be a better day

G
she called me in dallas, in el paso
Em
said "come home daddy oh i need you so"
G
thats all right cause i dont worry
G D G
oh that'll be a better day
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HMMM need suggestions for awesome ness. [Sep. 26th, 2007|06:28 pm]
So i have a friend. Internet friend and sorta pen pal (we've been sending postcards and stuff back and forth). She is turkish, lives in turkiye, AND JUST SENT ME THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!.

What is it you ask ?...

HMM HMm HMM WEll...


Its an Autographed picture of vintage CHUCK NORRIS!.



But, mine is autographed. Chuck Norris, Iraq 2007 in the top left, and :

Matty
Happy Birthday,
Chuck Norris

In the right corner.

So awesome, but what do i send to this girl as a thankyou. Something thats uniquely canadian, and not tacky (no beavers, poutine, or campy maple leaf baloney). Any suggestions ? (things that a re mailable in an envelope prefered).
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awesomest song ever [Sep. 26th, 2007|11:16 am]
-- Dead Flowers, Rolling Stones.

D A G D
Well, when youre sitting back, In your rose pink cadillac
D A G D
Making bets on kentucky derby day
D A G D
Well Ill be in my basement room, With a needle and a spoon
D A G D
And another girl to take my pain away

A D
Take me down little susie, take me down
A D
I know you think youre the queen of the underground

G D Dsus4 D Dsus2
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
G D Dsus4 D Dsus2
Send me dead flowers by the mail
G D Dsus4 D Dsus2
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
G A D
And I wont forget to put roses on your grave
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